Request: Stone Dragon TFJohn pulled out his ID card and inserted into the slot, a faint ding rang out in the still room. He pulled his lab coat off the rack near the door and pushed it open, the sounds of progress and machinery reaching his ears. He went over to a hunched-over figure working on a advanced piece of something that looked like a cross between a hunk of stone and a computer."What cha' working on their Doc?" John asked a he walked around the peculiar piece of work."Working on a liquidizer for minerals such as granite, solid rock, gold, you name it. This will be used for mass mining once its completed and tested." He banged on the rock-side of the device and a semi-transparent blue glob came out and attached itself to Dr. Harding's face, sending him all over the lab screaming until he ran into a counter near his stationThe glob went flying and splattered allover the wall. A wave of laughter arose in the lab, nothing so comedic has happened in the labs like this for years. Dr. Harding, still
Rise of Ragnarok, D. SchoolNick woke up from what seemed to be the longest dream he ever had. It was probably the strangest one too, for he had seen strange creatures who had fur but also had wings and mutant human-like things attacking them. But by far the weirdest part was when a terrible mechanical-looking dragon-thing burst out of the ground, sending rubble everywhere and had let out an head-splitting roar. People and creature alike had fallen dead on the spot from it, the sound being to much for their ears and brain causing them to explode. A tall, damaged (but still standing) skyscraper lost all its remaining glass windows during the roar.As he was reviewing his strange dream, he started feel woosy like he was going to pass out when he finally opened his eyes and saw that he was trapped under at lest 2 feet of ice. His more dragon-like side took over and immediately set to work melting the ice in front of his face with his fire, using up his remaining oxygen and causing him to pass out momentarily. But th
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The Roar D. School"That was delicious!" Declared Mat, a lump of cooked meat sitting in front of him still steaming."Yeah, who knew that roasted lamb tasted so good? But the bones are a bit annoying." Nick picked a small bone out from between his sharp teeth."Hey guys, enjoying your lunch?" Called out an orange dragon from overhead, her teeth still caked with blood."We'll join you in a sec Chell, just let us clean up." Mat then took his claws and dug a small hole in the ground, covering up the corpse with dirt so it would return to the soil.Mat and Nick shot off, their wings spread out and heads up high. They gave chase after Chell when she taunted them, saying that they were to fat to fly. She was soon proven wrong when she saw how fast they digest their meal and caught up to her. A blur went past Chell and appeared in front of Chell, making nearly belch something from insider her. It turned out to be Nick who had put on a burst of Super-speed."The hell Nick, you scared me! Wait, how'd you do that?
A shitty TF2/Homestuck chatlog.averickhunter: Hello!Gamzee Makara: heyMaverickhunter: What's up?Gamzee Makara: nothing much, just playing (and sucking) at some dodgeballMaverickhunter: lol I'll join you in a few mintues (Or an hour)\Gamzee Makara: lol okayMaverickhunter: send me an invite, almost doneGamzee Makara: well i'm about to leave this server. any ideas on what server we should play on?Maverickhunter: maybe a vsh?Gamzee Makara is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.Gamzee Makara is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.Maverickhunter: Or maybe a troll server lolGamzee Makara: for some reason i'm questioning the use of the word troll lolMaverickhunter: fine. how about an alterian server?Maverickhunter: (lol)Gamzee Makara: lol, do they even have those?Maverickhunter: Most likely, hight blood,Maverickhunter: XDGamzee Makara: hahaMaverickhunter: that be halarious if the trolls actaully played TF2Gamzee Makara: other than me and sollux, of courseMaverickhunter: Sollux pl
Double Firetear TFDouble FireTear TF1000 years prior to modern day, dragons roamed the planet like humans do now. They were strong, wise, and kind. But some were not, they were the young and inexperianced. they with the Dragon children, they still had room to grow and they would eventually become like their ancestors. however, humans also lived on Earth at this time, though not as prosperous as now. When they saw how better dragons were than them. They became jealous, their greed and desire of being the best took over and they started hating the dragons, and soon a war raged between human and Dragon kind.somehow, someway, humankind was able to wipe out every single Dragon in existence, making them the dominant species. But legend has it that when a Dragon dies, a fire tear is release but when it is the dragon has a small chance of being revived. It is not always guaranteed but when it does, there are two ways it can happen. if a human were to crush the fire tear in their hand,the second be
Fight N' flight Chap. 4"Alright, I'll do it. But not for you, only the cash." Niko Bellic hung up the phone,thinking of what he was doing was very stupid, but it would be worth it at the end. He had been ordered by an old business partner to take out a specific delivery boy. He thought the old bitch died off a few years ago, but apparently not. The phone rang again and he picked it up. "What do you want now?" "Nicko, let's go bowling!" "For the last time Roman, I don't want to go fucking bowling with you!" "Maybe next time then." He hanged up the phone, placing his hand over his face. It was always bowling with Roman; "bowling this" and "bowling that." Niko then walked to his car and pulled out a brief case.Shutting the trunk, he went into the building. Taking the stairs to the 5th floor, he pulled out the contents of the case and assembled the sniper rifle. It was an intervention, the polished steel gleaning in the night time. He went over to his window and busted the glass. "It's not like they'